life in villa 64

it seems everywhere i go, i must start a quote board. the reason...people that i hang out with are hilarious and many of the things that are said must be documented. so without further ado: 

"i'm not showering until friday" -hallie

"i accidently gleeked on one of my kids today" -savannah

"it was either an oversized mouse of a malnourished rat" -blake

"what if it sprays babies?"-abby

"i'd rather eat a spider than look at a cockroach" -hallie

"BOJUM!?!"-Brian

"would you please just unzip your pants" -hallie (i promise it was g-rated)

"the way you make your sandwich shows you really care about people" -hallie

"i don't even know my mom's number" -sue

"you don't know your mom's number?!?"-blake

"there is bidness going everywhere" -blake

"teach them to lie" -blake

"what did you name her? wait, was it a real masseuse? i thought it was a chair"-savannah

"sarcasm is my love language"-savannah

"we're gonna need another piece of paper"-jonathan

"Lord, you've got to be sick of me by now"-linda

"can yall be quiet, i'm trying to speak american language"-blake

 "wouldn't that be english?"-savannah

"they write those with an idiot in mind"-brian

"we should have sat at the front of the bus so we could be first in line"-linda

so there it is...quote board 08' from villa 64. thank you friends for the laughter.